The Horny Pigeon

The Horny Pigeon often carried a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Pigeon craved for a sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Pigeon desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Pigeon often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Horny Pigeon desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Horny Pigeon desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.