The Dodgy Pigeon

The Dodgy Pigeon wanted a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Pigeon desperately needed a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Pigeon carried a sword that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Pigeon often carried a set of lego that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Pigeon searched for a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A melon would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Pigeon found a cheese grater that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was exciting. A cheese grater being the item selected.