The Magical Pigeon

The Magical Pigeon desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Magical Pigeon desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Magical Pigeon carried a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a curious action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a spade of all things.

The Magical Pigeon desperately looked for a hat that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Magical Pigeon craved for a pen to insert somewhere. It is an odd idea, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pen is the thing to select.

The Magical Pigeon looked for a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a hat is the thing to opt for.