My Green Pigeon

My Green Pigeon needed a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Green Pigeon desperately wanted a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

My Green Pigeon desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was spectacular. A little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Green Pigeon always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was epic. A rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

My Green Pigeon needed a wig that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

My Green Pigeon found a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was spectacular. A melon being the item selected.