The Round Pigeon

The Round Pigeon had a pint of beer that they would smash. It might be a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Round Pigeon wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Round Pigeon desperately looked for a CD player that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Round Pigeon often carried a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Round Pigeon owned a cucumber that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Round Pigeon found a sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.