Their Adorable Pigeon

Their Adorable Pigeon had a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Their Adorable Pigeon desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Their Adorable Pigeon looked for a condom that they liked to hug. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Adorable Pigeon needed a rubber johnny that they would often hug. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Their Adorable Pigeon often carried a porno magazine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Their Adorable Pigeon always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.