Bum Loving Pigeon

Bum Loving Pigeon carried a CD player that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Pigeon owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Pigeon craved for a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Pigeon desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving Pigeon always kept a CD player that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a new action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Pigeon wanted a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.