His Retarded Pigeon

His Retarded Pigeon often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

His Retarded Pigeon had a rubber chicken to sleep with. It might be an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Retarded Pigeon carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

His Retarded Pigeon owned a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Retarded Pigeon often carried a ball that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a ball of all things.

His Retarded Pigeon desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.