Her Bum Loving Pigeon

Her Bum Loving Pigeon desperately looked for a spade to break. It would be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a spade being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon often carried a CD player that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A CD player is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon often carried a stapler that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon always carried a wig to put down their trousers. It might have been a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was epic. A wig was the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Pigeon searched for a bat that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.