A Boring Pigeon

A Boring Pigeon had a cup that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a new proposal, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Pigeon craved for a big sponge that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to select.

A Boring Pigeon owned a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

A Boring Pigeon desperately desired a porno magazine that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

A Boring Pigeon desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

A Boring Pigeon found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.