Her Grumpy Pigeon

Her Grumpy Pigeon looked for a set of lego that they would often share. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Pigeon desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Pigeon desperately craved for a set square that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square being the item opted for.

Her Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a tomato that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Pigeon found a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Pigeon always carried a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.