A Careful Pigeon

A Careful Pigeon wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

A Careful Pigeon desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

A Careful Pigeon often carried a dildo that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

A Careful Pigeon had a sponge that they would play with. This seems an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

A Careful Pigeon searched for a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Careful Pigeon found a bottle of wine to put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.