The Tired Pigeon

The Tired Pigeon desired a pencil sharpener to sleep with. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was amazing. A pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Pigeon always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Pigeon had a sponge that they would sometimes drop. It would be a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

The Tired Pigeon wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Pigeon needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Pigeon desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.