My Magical Pigeon

My Magical Pigeon always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

My Magical Pigeon desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

My Magical Pigeon desperately desired a porno magazine that they sometimes break. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Magical Pigeon desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Magical Pigeon craved for a sword that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a sword was the chosen thing.

My Magical Pigeon desperately craved for a crown that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.