His Naughty Pigeon

His Naughty Pigeon desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was wonderful. Strangely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Naughty Pigeon desperately desired a vibrator to worship. It is a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be spectacular. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Pigeon always carried a set square that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

His Naughty Pigeon had a piece of paper that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

His Naughty Pigeon always carried a toilet brush that they would annihilate It might be a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Pigeon owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.