His Fat Pigeon

His Fat Pigeon desired a tomato that they would sometimes smash. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

His Fat Pigeon desired a vibrator that they liked to eat. It would have been a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to select.

His Fat Pigeon always kept a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Pigeon always carried a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Pigeon always carried a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

His Fat Pigeon owned a condom that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.