Determined Pigeon

Determined Pigeon carried a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Determined Pigeon desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Determined Pigeon desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen item.

Determined Pigeon desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Determined Pigeon often carried a bottle of beer to smash. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Determined Pigeon often carried a ball that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was epic. A ball being the thing selected.