The Exceptional Pigeon

The Exceptional Pigeon always kept a bag of flour to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Pigeon had a rubber johnny to annihilate It might be a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately looked for a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Pigeon owned a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Pigeon wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.