The Grumpy Pigeon

The Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Grumpy Pigeon craved for a pint of beer to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Pigeon desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Pigeon found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Pigeon needed a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. It would be a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Grumpy Pigeon looked for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It would be an astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.