My Jolly Pigeon

My Jolly Pigeon desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Pigeon searched for a stapler that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Jolly Pigeon found a custard pie that they would often share. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Pigeon found a bat that they liked to hug. It would have been a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to select.

My Jolly Pigeon desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be breathtaking. A teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

My Jolly Pigeon looked for a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.