A Crazy Pigeon

A Crazy Pigeon desired a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Pigeon owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Pigeon craved for a pen that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pen was the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Pigeon carried a pint of beer that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Pigeon desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A hat was the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Pigeon had a melon that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.