The Handsome Pigeon

The Handsome Pigeon always carried a cup that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to select.

The Handsome Pigeon always kept a crown to throw. This seems a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was awesome. A crown was the chosen item.

The Handsome Pigeon carried a wig that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig being the item opted for.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would cuddle. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Handsome Pigeon always carried a stapler that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. A stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Pigeon had a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.