His Lovely Pigeon

His Lovely Pigeon always carried a mug that they liked to cuddle. It might be an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a mug is the thing to select.

His Lovely Pigeon often carried a bag of poop to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Pigeon desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a tomato being the thing opted for.

His Lovely Pigeon desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Pigeon found a stapler that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen item.

His Lovely Pigeon often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar having that done to it