A Crypting Pigeon

A Crypting Pigeon found a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was amazing. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Pigeon often carried a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

A Crypting Pigeon had a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Pigeon desperately craved for a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

A Crypting Pigeon found a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Pigeon had a stretchman that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.