Their Confused Pigeon

Their Confused Pigeon wanted a rubber chicken that they would throw. It is a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Pigeon often carried a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It would have been a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Pigeon desperately needed a pen that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Pigeon found a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Their Confused Pigeon searched for a cheese grater that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Their Confused Pigeon always kept a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.