Her Confused Pigeon

Her Confused Pigeon often carried a hat that they would hug. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a hat being the item selected.

Her Confused Pigeon desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Pigeon carried a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Pigeon had a tomato that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Pigeon desperately looked for a cup that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Pigeon craved for a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.