The Retarded Pigeon

The Retarded Pigeon desired a tomato that they would smash. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is sublime. A tomato is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Pigeon always carried a wig that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a wig being the item selected.

The Retarded Pigeon wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Pigeon desperately searched for a spade that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Pigeon desperately desired a can of coke that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Pigeon always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.