The Hungry Pigeon

The Hungry Pigeon always had with them a condom that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Pigeon desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Hungry Pigeon desperately searched for a crown that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a crown having that done to it

The Hungry Pigeon wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would eat. It was a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Pigeon searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Hungry Pigeon desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.