The Confused Pigeon

The Confused Pigeon needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Confused Pigeon owned a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

The Confused Pigeon always carried a custard pie to play with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Pigeon desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Confused Pigeon always kept a piece of paper to play with. It might have been a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Confused Pigeon looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.