My Boring Pigeon

My Boring Pigeon owned a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Pigeon desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

My Boring Pigeon wanted a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. It is a new idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Pigeon desperately needed a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen item.

My Boring Pigeon wanted a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A cup would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Pigeon desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.