A Depressed Pigeon

A Depressed Pigeon wanted a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Pigeon always kept a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Pigeon desired a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was miraculous. A block of cheese was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Pigeon needed a tomato that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was exciting. A tomato being the item opted for.

A Depressed Pigeon always carried a computer that they would often insert somewhere. This seems an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.

A Depressed Pigeon desperately craved for a set square to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square was the chosen thing.