A Fat Pigeon

A Fat Pigeon searched for a CD player that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

A Fat Pigeon desired a set square that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Pigeon wanted a bag of flour to put down their trousers. It is a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour of all things.

A Fat Pigeon looked for a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was amazing. A pen would be the item that was chosen.

A Fat Pigeon often carried a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. It was a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Fat Pigeon had a piece of paper that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.