Her Lonely Pigeon

Her Lonely Pigeon desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It is an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was stunning. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Pigeon owned a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Lonely Pigeon desperately wanted a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely Pigeon desired a vibrator that they liked to throw. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a vibrator of all things.

Her Lonely Pigeon carried a bat that they liked to put down their trousers. It is an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Pigeon desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.