Her Retarded Pigeon

Her Retarded Pigeon desperately desired a pen to share. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

Her Retarded Pigeon found a condom that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Pigeon searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Pigeon looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Pigeon desperately desired a helmet that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Pigeon wanted a radiator to rub on his belly. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.