Eccentric Pigeon

Eccentric Pigeon had a set square that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

Eccentric Pigeon often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Eccentric Pigeon wanted a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup was the chosen thing.

Eccentric Pigeon desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.

Eccentric Pigeon desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Pigeon desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango having that done to it