Red Pigeon

Red Pigeon needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Red Pigeon always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Red Pigeon wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes share. It should have been an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Red Pigeon often carried a dildo that they would sleep with. It is an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Red Pigeon always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Red Pigeon always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.