My Tired Pigeon

My Tired Pigeon desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

My Tired Pigeon desperately looked for a custard pie to sleep with. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

My Tired Pigeon desired a teapot that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Pigeon always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Tired Pigeon found a cheese grater to play with. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Tired Pigeon had a pint of cider to put on his head. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.