The Determined Pigeon

The Determined Pigeon desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Determined Pigeon desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Determined Pigeon found a computer that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.

The Determined Pigeon always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Pigeon had a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Determined Pigeon needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.