A Beautiful Pigeon

A Beautiful Pigeon desperately looked for a crown that they would often drop. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a crown was the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Pigeon looked for a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

A Beautiful Pigeon desperately searched for a hat to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

A Beautiful Pigeon desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Pigeon desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Pigeon found a set of lego that they would often throw. This is certainly an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was spectacular. A set of lego being the item selected.