My Handsome Pigeon

My Handsome Pigeon searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to select.

My Handsome Pigeon always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Handsome Pigeon found a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. It should be a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Handsome Pigeon looked for a pen that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

My Handsome Pigeon desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

My Handsome Pigeon had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.