A Bum Loving Pigeon

A Bum Loving Pigeon had a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Pigeon looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Pigeon needed a set of lego that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Pigeon always kept a crown that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Pigeon desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was miraculous. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Pigeon desperately looked for a condom that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to select.