The Handsome Pigeon

The Handsome Pigeon wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. It would be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be exciting. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Pigeon always had with them a helmet that they would play with. This could be considered an odd action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be spectacular. A helmet is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Pigeon found a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

The Handsome Pigeon looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.