His Bewildered Pigeon

His Bewildered Pigeon desperately searched for a set square that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was sublime. A set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Pigeon craved for a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A tomato being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Pigeon desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Pigeon desperately searched for a melon that they would often drop. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Pigeon often carried a stapler that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Pigeon found a radiator that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen thing.