Her Weary Pigeon

Her Weary Pigeon desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally drop. It might be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Her Weary Pigeon found a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A big sponge is the thing to select.

Her Weary Pigeon found a dildo to play with. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

Her Weary Pigeon always carried a melon that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a melon having that done to it

Her Weary Pigeon always had with them a sword that they would break. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.

Her Weary Pigeon searched for a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was exciting. A painting of a melon was the chosen thing.