A Handsome Pigeon

A Handsome Pigeon desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A set square would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Pigeon desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes throw. It was an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Pigeon found a pint of beer to hug. It should be a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Pigeon had a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

A Handsome Pigeon carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

A Handsome Pigeon desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.