A Horny Pigeon

A Horny Pigeon often carried a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Horny Pigeon desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a computer is the item to opt for.

A Horny Pigeon always kept a bat that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bat having that done to it

A Horny Pigeon craved for a sponge that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge having that done to it

A Horny Pigeon carried a stretchman that they would sometimes eat. It was an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

A Horny Pigeon desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to select.