His Dodgy Pigeon

His Dodgy Pigeon found a painting of a melon to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Pigeon wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Pigeon found a set square that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Pigeon always carried a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Pigeon desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Pigeon desperately desired a porno magazine to share. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.