The Blue Pigeon

The Blue Pigeon found a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be miraculous. A can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Blue Pigeon desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Blue Pigeon always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Pigeon looked for a melon that they would play with. It would be an odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Pigeon found a porno magazine to throw. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Blue Pigeon desperately desired a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider having that done to it