The Talented Pigeon

The Talented Pigeon desired a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is stunning. A spade having that done to it

The Talented Pigeon owned a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to select.

The Talented Pigeon often carried a teapot to demolish. This seems a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Talented Pigeon always kept a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Talented Pigeon desired a CD player that they liked to sleep with. It would be a strange thought, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Talented Pigeon had a chocolate bar that they would throw. This seems a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.