Their Handsome Pigeon

Their Handsome Pigeon wanted a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It might have been a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

Their Handsome Pigeon desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would drop. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Their Handsome Pigeon always kept a stapler that they would put on his head. It is an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Their Handsome Pigeon often carried a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Their Handsome Pigeon carried a cheese grater to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Their Handsome Pigeon had a sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.